I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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