This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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