Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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