At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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