I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Vodka?
Forever.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize