New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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