How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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