His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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