id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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