So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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