her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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