why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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