I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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