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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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