do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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