i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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