Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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