and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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