Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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