i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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