i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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