then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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