addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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