I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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