True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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