I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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