I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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