Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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