i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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