We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm at about main and main street
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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