remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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