The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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