3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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