At least make sure they are 18
Why
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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