Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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