Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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