"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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