God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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