I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I understand Curling. That high.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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