I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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