Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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