I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
The best revenge is premature balding
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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