She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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