I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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