STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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