just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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