I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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