At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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