The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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