oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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